Congratulations!

Today you didn’t win the lottery, you may have won a million dollars but you decided to close the pop up on your computer screen anyways. Today you didn’t save a bunch of nuns from a burning building or discover a cure for cancer. On your 11^th birthday you didn’t receive a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry nor have you ever been bitten by a radioactive spider and can now walk up walls.  Today you may have drunken a glass of Kool-Aid but a giant pitcher didn’t bust through the wall and yell “Oh yeah”

If you fit the above statements then you have won the title of an average person. You are now allowed to submit your stories to the site MLIA so other various average people, including unknown bloggers who may be your 68 year old uncle, may read them. But besides those nerdy bloggers and your mom, in reality nobody cares about you.

We are all average, except for the kid over there that actually sees the Kool-Aid man, but none of us like that term. An average is a C right? Who wants to be a C? And to get attention these days you either have to be the one getting praised and congratulated or scolded and looked down upon. So what kind of attention does the average get? None.

It seems to me today that in our society average isn’t good enough. Where we either worship and rave   the well behaved or we scold (We either praise the good or look down upon the bad)

So average person, grab your glass of Kool-Aid and begin submitting your average stories, MLIA is waiting.

Feedback would be helpful?
Also I need a witty title (by tomorrow morning) So if you got any ideas throw them out there =D Oh and sorry for making fun of bloggers (yes I realize im making fun of myself) I just need as much humor as possible.